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Post by katogatsby on Jul 28, 2009 7:31:19 GMT -5
what are michael jackson, farrah fawcett and billy mays getting for x-mas this year?
patrick swayze
what was the first thing michael jackson asked when he got to heaven?
so...uh...where is the baby jesus?
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Post by katogatsby on Jul 28, 2009 7:37:23 GMT -5
p.s. what the fuck is this karma button do?..... and who is judging my karma?, if its ole "raw-dog" mikey mcclanahan i am fucked with a capital rowboat paddle.....
oh and i write childrens songs broaching sensitive subjects like walking in on a man doggy-styling your mom and thinking its wrestling with an unfamilar man who smells like beer and resembles dog the bounty hunter....
3 dog references...all on accident.....lets make it 4...james woods once referred to his dick as, "the dog of war" in one of those horror movie spoofs
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Post by katogatsby on Jul 28, 2009 7:39:39 GMT -5
p.s.s messages boards are for people like me, who like to see there name and ramblings in digital print....i very likely will ruin this for everyone
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Post by Mike McClanahan on Jul 28, 2009 10:51:08 GMT -5
ha. the jokes are great. i don't know what that karma thing is all about.
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Post by Mike McClanahan on Jul 29, 2009 17:06:21 GMT -5
If you can't find the hole, find a roll.
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suicidalfatality
Joey Fatone
Blue light special in the lady department
Fuck Your Mother!
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Post by suicidalfatality on Aug 1, 2009 14:54:20 GMT -5
[shadow=red,left,300][glow=red,2,300]Farrah Fawcett died and went to heaven. She met God and was granted one wish. Farrah wished for all the children in the world to be safe....
God then killed Michael Jackson...
OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! ZING!!!!!![/glow][/shadow]
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derek
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Post by derek on Aug 1, 2009 22:21:59 GMT -5
I've always found this joke to be hilarious.
Two guys walk into a bar. One ducks.
Half the time people don't get it so you have to explain it to them and when you explain a joke, it loses all it's humor.
It's quite the stupid joke but it's always made me laugh.
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suicidalfatality
Joey Fatone
Blue light special in the lady department
Fuck Your Mother!
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Post by suicidalfatality on Aug 2, 2009 12:59:22 GMT -5
[shadow=red,left,300][glow=red,2,300]hahaha[/glow][/shadow]
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Post by Mike McClanahan on Aug 6, 2009 23:30:46 GMT -5
A girl told me this...I tried to not take it as a hint.
"They're coming out with a new stamp. It's shaped like a vagina. They pulled the idea after only a few short weeks because only about 3% of men knew how to lick it."
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suicidalfatality
Joey Fatone
Blue light special in the lady department
Fuck Your Mother!
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Post by suicidalfatality on Aug 11, 2009 12:17:12 GMT -5
[shadow=red,right,500][shadow=red,left,500][glow=black,6,500] I got a joke for Brown... you're gonna love this one... it's phenomenal...
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