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Post by Mike McClanahan on Aug 2, 2009 2:24:16 GMT -5
Ummmmm...
I'll start with a mediocre one...
Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.
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derek
Lou Pearlman
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Post by derek on Aug 2, 2009 2:38:02 GMT -5
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
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Post by Mike McClanahan on Aug 2, 2009 2:58:27 GMT -5
ha!
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suicidalfatality
Joey Fatone
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Fuck Your Mother!
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Post by suicidalfatality on Aug 2, 2009 12:56:40 GMT -5
[shadow=red,left,300][glow=red,2,300]jesus titty fuckin christ... I hope Brown doesn't see this thread... he will flood this bastard lol[/glow][/shadow]
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Post by zachweiss on Aug 3, 2009 21:13:42 GMT -5
There are no such things as Giraffes....there are only horses that Chuck Norris upper-cutted.
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Post by zachweiss on Aug 3, 2009 21:17:10 GMT -5
Yeah.....and dont you forget it, beeeehotcheZZZZ
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Post by Mike McClanahan on Aug 3, 2009 23:27:41 GMT -5
Ever notice how we around here think absolutely nothing about the town name "Knob Lick"?
Has nothing to do with Chuck Norris...
but every time I've mentioned to anyone that's not from around here that we have a town called Knob Lick, they damn near piss their pants. Then they swear I'm lying.
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Post by stevenabors on Aug 4, 2009 11:50:49 GMT -5
Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won
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Post by Mike McClanahan on Aug 4, 2009 16:13:51 GMT -5
ha ha. yesssssss...
the earth turning is just chuck norris running
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suicidalfatality
Joey Fatone
Blue light special in the lady department
Fuck Your Mother!
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Post by suicidalfatality on Aug 6, 2009 19:56:02 GMT -5
[shadow=red,right,500][shadow=red,left,500][glow=black,6,500] dude... I have made people waste SOOOO much money on gas betting them it's true and proving it to them... then we go to Knob Lick tower and vegetate laughing our asses at the fact that we just "smoked in Knob Lick" off after a bit of "extra-curriculars" the ONLY thing I love about this town... except for Lacey Robinson... YES!and yet another clever Lacey name drop... lol[/glow][/shadow][/shadow]
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Post by ininkofblack on Aug 6, 2009 22:33:46 GMT -5
I'll flood your face..... with pee...
Chuck Norris isn't affraid of the dark. The dark is affraid of Chuck Norris.
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Post by Mike McClanahan on Aug 6, 2009 22:47:38 GMT -5
If you want a list of Chuck Norris’ enemies, just check the extinct species list.
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Post by Mike McClanahan on Aug 6, 2009 22:48:58 GMT -5
Some kids piss their names in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in concrete.
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Post by Mike McClanahan on Aug 6, 2009 22:49:57 GMT -5
Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down.
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Post by Mike McClanahan on Aug 6, 2009 22:56:45 GMT -5
Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.
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